I'm Fine.

One morning at 3:00 AM my roommate fell from his top bunk and hit his head on our mini fridge. I awoke to him kneeling in the middle of the room, yelling. He told me he just fell on his face and when I asked if he needed any help, he said no, so I fell back asleep. I got up later that morning and my roommate was nowhere in sight. I opened up Facebook and his profile picture was him in a hospital bed with a neck brace! His face was half purple. I looked at the top of a fridge, and there's a small dent...