And You Are?

I once woke up in the middle of the night to a strange man in my dorm room and my roommate no where to be seen. He said she let him use the room to study. I wasn't too happy.

I'm Calling Your Mom

I lived with three roommates, and we all sucked at doing the dishes. Supposedly, it was my turn, so one of the roommates texted me about how I needed to do them right that minute. Well, I was in class, so it needed to wait. She started talking about how immature I was and irresponsible. I laughed it off, because she was the same as me, and told her it would get done when I got to it. She didn't like that, and somehow got my mom's cell phone number. She actually called my mom and has my mom to tell me to do the dishes. My awesome, sweet, polite mother called me, and said she didn't like the way that young woman spoke to her, but maybe I should just do the dishes and from then on, keep my stuff separate. That was the last time I did anyone else's dishes for them.

"Feet-ces"

One of my freshman roommates' room stank with a smell we called "rotten feet-ces." Any time he opened the door it would waft into the central living area. The stench followed him around, on his body or clothes. When we were packing up at the end of the year, he found a old bloated half gallon of milk festering under his bed. Must have been months and months old.

Pay Up.

My roommate moved out a few days before I did, and took our cable modem and one of our cable boxes with her, resulting in me getting charged a couple of hundred bucks for not returning the rented equipment. When I was finally able to hunt her down, she refused to pay up and stopped returning my calls and e-mails.

You Deal With It

When I got our apartment a new microwave, my roommate caught a bag of popcorn on fire inside of it while I was in class. I came back to find the inside of the brand new microwave completely blackened, and the singed bag still in there. When I asked why she didn't clean it up, she said that because it was my microwave, I had to deal with it.

Shaving Etiquette

My roommate would shave her legs in our kitchen sink.