A New Weight Watcher

I was threatened to have my butt kicked because I "made" my roommate gain weight by keeping food in our dorm room.

Not going as Planned

My roommate threw a framed picture of her boyfriend out of our 4th story dorm window, because he said he couldn't come visit that weekend as planned. 

Where's a cat when I need one?

My roommates own 9 rats. 

Work it Out

My roommate leaves notes telling me not to touch the thermostat when I'm cold. She says if I exercised as much as her, then I'd be hot all the time too. 

She Works Hard for the Money

My roommate would leave the lights on all the time and I never said anything about it. But the one time I left lights on myself, she texted me to say "I work hard for my money. Please don't leave lights on."

Reduce Reuse Recycle

When I first moved in to my new place, I would put my recycling next to the trash can, like my family used to do at home. My roommate would bring it into my room while I was away and put the recycling on my bed.