Pissed

A friend had a roommate who would pee in his trashcan. When my friend asked him stop, he started peeing in my friend's trashcan instead.

Self Obsessed

I had a roommate who basically stayed in our tiny room all day. I'm not even sure she went to class. Most of the time that I looked over at her she was looking at photos of herself on her computer. Her desk was also covered in framed snapshots of herself. Not herself and friends; just herself.

If Not Me, Then Who?

I lived with three girls and one of them dropped a raisin in the middle of our kitchen floor. I'm partly complicit in this since I didn't pick it up myself but that raisin stayed there until the day we moved out.

Collectibles

An old roommate of mine kept a collection of rocks and fish tanks filled with dirt under his bed. 

Dirty Dishes

My roommate left potato soup on the bathroom counter for four days and it turned neon pink.

My Lips Hurt.

I walked into my room and my roommate was eating my chapstick.