Four Eyes

One morning, my roommate put on her glass and couldn't see. She thought the blurry vision meant she got her eyesight back, and no longer needed glasses. What actually happened was she slept with her contacts in. 

I See Dead People

I believe that my roommate talks to a ghost named Adam, in her sleep. 

Dirty Dishes

My roommate leaves her dirty tupperware containers open on the kitchen counter for days at a time. This week, she left a half eaten container of left over spaghetti on the counter for four days.

Health Nut

My roommate wakes up in the night with the sudden urge to take vitamins. She jumps up out of bed, runs to the kitchen, and takes them!

Hit the Light

My roommate wakes up before me in the morning. He turns on the light to get ready and then leaves me, trying to sleep, with the light on. 

Midnight Movie

My roommate and I share a room. At night, while I'm trying to sleep, she watches movies on her laptop. Without headphones.